Trailer numero tres!
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I gave in. I finally saw Twilight and proceeded to watch New Moon ‘cos Kristen Stewart is kinda hot, in an awkward closeted lesbian way. My gaydar screams whenever I see her. <3
So, Twilight. Apart from the obvious sparkly diamond skinned vampire joke, is it just me, or does Edward Cullen just look like a retarded vampire. Seriously, his interpretation of a tortured lovelorn vampire comes off very much like a retarded kid about to drool clumsily all over Bella's face. The only scene that was interesting without any of the cheesy lovey dovey barf inducing lines was the fight scene between Edward and James who is the same sexy bad boy who played Kevin Volchok in The OC.
See, I think vampires need to be badass like that. The perfect example would be Ian Somerhalder aka Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries aka the only reason why I watch TVD. Piercing eyes, bad boy attitude with a biker's leather jacket to match. He's the perfect representation of the modern day pop culture vampire.
Vampires are supposed to exude sex appeal. Edward Cullen does not. In fact, I think the good impression I had of him from his portrayal as Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire may have dropped a couple notches. Pretty boy, yes. But sorry. No oomph factor. Sorry Edward fans, I don't see it. Edward Cullen makes My little Pony look dangerous.
While I've always been a huge fan of Anne Rice's vampires – Old school is the only school. I'd consider going straight for Damon Salvatore ANYTIME. Maybe we can hold hands or something.
It took all but two seconds to fall in love with this tall, lanky creature of beauty. I literally went, “OH MY GOD. FUCK, SHE’S HOT.” when I saw the first episode of “Lip Service”.
Hello, Ruta. What say we hook up sometime? I’m a singing lesbian and you’re sex on legs. Our children will be beautiful and talented.
*Sexy British accent included.
‘cos I’ve been getting mails and messages all over the place for download links for these two songs… here you go!